nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

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incesant:

q’d feel free to delete x

incesant:

q’d feel free to delete x

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cinnasghost:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Original Book + J. K. Rowling’s Notes

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Hikamiyama

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  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
talia al ghul for maladictive's birthday ❤

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